eierschaukel
“Eierschaukeln” is German for “twiddling one’s… thumbs”, so maybe that was the idea behind this? Or the other way around, in the sense of: better release something than going to the party empty-handed?

Anyway, here is that something, handed in at the Nordlicht 2014 oldschool competition:
Rotoscoping myself for the Hollywood Poker Pro parody was fun, though.

Dance!